Unique Authentic Original Artisinal Handmade Limited Edition Physical Natural Durable Yet Fragile Useless But Pleasing Organic Local Environmentally Friendly Probably Chinese Iconic Precious Stupid Handmade One of a Kind Chewed Paperclip Sculpture
by Tom Graham
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Comes complete with a box that it can't fit into, plus a certificate of authenticity (signed by the artist!) written onto a torn cigarette paper, which I will personally scrunch up and put in the box for you.
The certificate of authenticity also helpfully points at the bit which is art (not the box) in case you forget, but only if you arrange it in the correct way, i.e. so that the arrow is not pointing at the box (see picture). I will also attach a printout of this blog post so that you can use the picture to arrange things correctly in case you get confused.
And you can get all this, and precisely nothing else, for either £293 (weekly average rental price in London for single bedroom) or £15, 236 (annual average rental price in London for single bedroom).
If that sounds stupidly and prohibitively expensive, it's because it is.
I would also like to take this opportunity to wish a very Merry Christmas to you all, especially those who I might not have gotten round to seeing or speaking to this year. I'm doing good! I have spectacles now! Depending on whether my art starts selling, I may move to London in 2017!
Also, a proper new zine is in the works - should be out just after the holidays. Watch this space, and have a cool yule.
Much Love,
Tom xox
by Tom Graham
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---->It's a status symbol!<----
Comes complete with a box that it can't fit into, plus a certificate of authenticity (signed by the artist!) written onto a torn cigarette paper, which I will personally scrunch up and put in the box for you.
The certificate of authenticity also helpfully points at the bit which is art (not the box) in case you forget, but only if you arrange it in the correct way, i.e. so that the arrow is not pointing at the box (see picture). I will also attach a printout of this blog post so that you can use the picture to arrange things correctly in case you get confused.
And you can get all this, and precisely nothing else, for either £293 (weekly average rental price in London for single bedroom) or £15, 236 (annual average rental price in London for single bedroom).
If that sounds stupidly and prohibitively expensive, it's because it is.
I would also like to take this opportunity to wish a very Merry Christmas to you all, especially those who I might not have gotten round to seeing or speaking to this year. I'm doing good! I have spectacles now! Depending on whether my art starts selling, I may move to London in 2017!
Also, a proper new zine is in the works - should be out just after the holidays. Watch this space, and have a cool yule.
Much Love,
Tom xox
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